I’d like to petition that, instead of laughing at any future Watson, Key or Horne live comedy gigs, the audience says “yeah, I like that actually” or “I don’t mind it actually” in unison after each joke.
Absolute scenes this week. Key's radical move reprieving Horne last week comes good with the sympathy credit on the Grint Slip.... Horne all at sea after a mid-match injury... early contender for missed challenge of the season for "been on TV with Pudsey"... beautiful tactical play from Key befuddling the others with constant crazy hair talk, bringing a long awaited return to winning ways. A classic for the record books.
@城本浩司 not really when you consider the fact that the fans of the show are now middle aged adults and there‘ s no age limit on nostalgic memorabilia. It’s a bit stranger that you find it odd. also I was 6 foot tall (albeit a girl) when I was 14 years of age and it could be a unisex shirt cuz it’s cheaper than cutting actual lady figure shapes into material
@城本浩司 it's a little odd. Key is not 6 foot tall though, more like 5'7"-5'9". He was lying about his height as a joke because he's fat and faldo wasn't.
18:38 is just hilarious... HORNE: I don't think you've ever had a better opportunity here, Tim. You look on form. WATSON: This. Is. Tim's. Moment! HORNE: You've played a strong game. WATSON: Yeah, this impressive. ... KEY: Rupert Grint. No more fictional.
As soon as I heard Key saying he just needed to continue playing his natural game, I knew this was his day. There's a bit of confidence growing there, and I think it's great for the game.
Absolutely outstanding work from the Keyster - taking full advantage of the first injury of the season, he absolutely trounced the opposition and I for one have not been this excited since Channel 4 started showing Kabbadi in the late 90s.
When Horne told Key "a little lower" early doors, I was convinced he was going to repeat his statement an octave lower, whilst keeping his head out of shot. I almost feel robbed of the gag that never was.
Suggestion: When someone is out and the card is red, the category on it should be the category that eliminated the player, not the category that they proposed.
Agree: the rule that eliminated the player! (the rule that the player suggested, never became part of the game, null and void, never entered play, no reason to display it)
Christ this season is a whole different game. Key playing strong and consistent, the exact opposite of his series 1 erratic nature. Horne thrown for half the match, who could've seen it coming. Incredible play.
I was watching it on the sly, putting my son to bed and screamed out loud “what the hell?!” Then hooted at “no more fictional”. Child awake, start all over again. I often listen to these at work - very very lucky I didn’t today.
This match will forever be known as “One for the ladies” as Mr Watson flashes his buff torso. Mr Key, the Frank Worthington of this game, missed a gag-sitter early doors when Mr Horne requested he go lower. Mr Key could have, and perhaps should have dropped the tone of his voice to a deeper register. A classic joke of the Goons vintage gone begging.
The now infamous Key Reprieve bears fruit this week. He must have known a Grint-like incident was near in his future. Playing a very self-aware long game, Key's the one to watch this series.
A solid return to form from Key and a successful stifling of what could have been an early 3-0 dominance for Watson. Sad to see Horne nearly put on the IL, but that’s the thrill of the sport for you. Almost certainly a match for the history books.
Fantastic work from Key here, a well deserved and well overdue win. He played an aggressive game and when you think about it, he ground them into the dust there.
Lifetip: if blood pools up under one of your nails, the pressure can get really painful. But you can alleviate it by making a hole in your nail for the blood to escape. Easiest way to do that is probably to take a needle or other thin, pointy piece of metal to a flame (don't burn yourself!) and when it's hot, put it on your nail. No need to push down, should melt the nail and create an escape route for the blood and give you relief. Next time if you'd like, I can tell you how to put an eyeball back in! You never know when it might come up.
@@ZwoolkTheNarwhale Heh. Sure. You need a pen/pencil/other long and thin cylinder. Wrap your upper eyelid around it. Then roll your eyelid down over your eye, it will pop back in, and only your eyelid will have touched it. If your eye pops out randomly, go see a doctor though!
Usually I listen to these in the background as I work but I stopped and rewound to watch it fully when I noticed Alex's dog was making appearances on screen! Sooo cute
Bloody good thing I got the day off today, otherwise I wouldn't be watching this until at least 5pm. Love the t-shirt, Tim; great way to celebrate getting the Pitstop in.
Good game. I agree with Key that Pudsey does not have a pulse as he simply appears to be a sentient teddy bear. If it had been established that he was in fact a grizzly bear or some other kind of established species, then it would be fair to assume that he has a pulse. I would also say Chewbacca has a pulse, unless it was somehow an established bit of knowledge in the Star Wars canon that wookiees do not have a circulatory system or something along those lines. The fact that an individual is ficitonal does not exclude them from having real properties, in my opinion. Sometimes Key's logic is baffling, but sometimes it works wonders and leads to a wonderful game like this. Congrats Key.
@@armcie5080 Good point. If that had been brought up in the game Pudsey could have been done for. It's really all about the perception in the moment. Multiple contrasting facts can be true about a certain individual at any point in the game. A superposition of facts, if you will. Truly a game of our times.
I genuinely thought Key was being too agressive on the challenges and thought that would be his demise, but it did pay off in the end, thankfully. Rooting for him to win the set!
Spoilers ahead if you're reading the comments before watching: That was a glorious win, Key. You know what you have to do now to capitalise on this win, don't you? You can never not wear that t-shirt during a game. You know it makes sense. When you think about it.
The books certainly did not end in the 60s! The latest one was releases at the end of last year. And there have been many movies, too, the most recent one in 2018. Being fictional and not having died in the books, he wouldn't count as having died before the 90s IMO.
@@ryangregson3256 I understand the challenge, but I would have fought it tooth and nail. IMO fictional characters are only dead if they die in canon. Even then, they could be considered to be alive in all the previous books/episodes/movies etc, which are physical objects that exist today. But debating challenges is part of the fun of the game anyway.
Another fantastic display, great to see Key on point. A little disappointed in Watto attempting to challenge on Rupert Grint, the category was not valid and therefore there is no way Key was at fault.
I really thought Horne and Watson were laughing because, when you think about it, Ken Hom spells his name like Josh Homme, but it turns out I hadn't thought about it enough.
As someone now living in 'Newzealnd' (funnily enough in the same city as Lucy Watson) that's the second time I've been ruled out - although I also got ruled out because of the 'No more Davids' and 'Two repeated letters in surname'. Yeah, I don't mind it actually.
What do we think about saying Asterix died before 1990? On the one hand, fictional character, on the other, he's a Gaul during the Roman Empire. I'd've challenged it, but not confidently.
Key making this one up as he goes along. No more challenges, kicks Horne, no more challenges. 2 additional goes at it, Gifted the win. #justiceforwatto
For My Own Benefit But hopefully helpful for other folks SET 2 GAME 3 Official challenge = 🚩 1K Bella Emberg, Richard Gere NM actors (any acting) 2W Virginia Wolff NM ppl with any repeating letters in surname 3H Raheem Sterling NM ppl for whom one of their names is a word to do with money 🚩K on #1 withdrawn 🔓 4K Ken Horn NM chefs (earned more than 10k) 5W Charles Darwin NM surname that is an Oxford college 6H Gabby Logan NM people any of us have been on TV with 🚩K on #4 withdrawn 7K Medusa NM people with crazy hair 8W George Gershwin NM people who died before 1990 🐕 9H David Shrigey / David Schwimmer NM Davids [🙋♀️Could they have challenged on #1?] 10K Morph NM 3 consecutive consonants 11W Lucy Watson [❗last week was the same 11W❗] NM Expats 🚩H on #1 lost 12H Chris Evans NM Namesakes known by players 🚩W on #10, (#1, #7) sustained 🚫 HORNE OUT 13K Rupert Grint NM fictional 🚩W on #13, grace given, reprieve 13.2K Pudsey NM people without a pulse 14W Asterix NM no one worders 15K Nigel Short NM surname starts and ends with consonant 16W Nick Faldo NM people who have been a millionaire 🚩 K on #11, sustained 🚫 WATSON OUT 🏆 KEY WINS!!! 🎉🎉🎉 SERIES 2 CURRENT RANKINGS K 1 - W 2 - H 0 FIN
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I’d like to petition that, instead of laughing at any future Watson, Key or Horne live comedy gigs, the audience says “yeah, I like that actually” or “I don’t mind it actually” in unison after each joke.
I don't mind it actually
That, along with, “Well I’ve heard what you’ve had to say, and I’ve enjoyed it…”
Tim Key: "No more people with 3 consonants next to one another in their name"
Me, looking at his shirt: *concerned Penelope Pitstop noises *
Repeated letter in the last name too. I was shitting myself throughout.
Tim Key: "No more people who, when you think about them, have the same letter twice in their surname"
Me: *eyes wide at Penelope PiTsToP shirt*
Absolute scenes this week. Key's radical move reprieving Horne last week comes good with the sympathy credit on the Grint Slip.... Horne all at sea after a mid-match injury... early contender for missed challenge of the season for "been on TV with Pudsey"... beautiful tactical play from Key befuddling the others with constant crazy hair talk, bringing a long awaited return to winning ways.
A classic for the record books.
The non-challenge on Pudsey, what a steal.
‘Tell her she’s adopted’ is, when you think about it, a solid gold legend of a gag.
Key's Penelope Pitstop shirt was an amazing Easter Egg.
dude, I didn't even realise until the end
@城本浩司 Amazon is an amazing thing
@城本浩司 not really when you consider the fact that the fans of the show are now middle aged adults and there‘ s no age limit on nostalgic memorabilia. It’s a bit stranger that you find it odd. also I was 6 foot tall (albeit a girl) when I was 14 years of age and it could be a unisex shirt cuz it’s cheaper than cutting actual lady figure shapes into material
@城本浩司 it's a little odd. Key is not 6 foot tall though, more like 5'7"-5'9". He was lying about his height as a joke because he's fat and faldo wasn't.
18:38 is just hilarious...
HORNE: I don't think you've ever had a better opportunity here, Tim. You look on form.
WATSON: This. Is. Tim's. Moment!
HORNE: You've played a strong game.
WATSON: Yeah, this impressive.
...
KEY: Rupert Grint. No more fictional.
The Rupert Grint moment was incredible.
I like this installment, so I'm gonna hit the Pretty Woman button under the video.
i've been laughing about this comment for the past few days
I am once again laughing at it after a few years
Horne’s reaction when he mentions being on tv with Pudsey! Top class!
Just found the 'NO MORE THREE MONTH LOSING STREAKS' hidden in the end graphics.
Wow!! Damn well spotted! Thanks :) Extra little laugh there ^_^
Congratulations to Mark Watson for winning the prestigious Tim Key award for most like an animal.
But isn't it ironic for someone who doesn't know what animals are to give out that award? 😆
Flipper !
Just realised Tim is wearing a Penelope Pitstop shirt!
“You’re not spending a Hom” is a beautiful phrase
I particularly enjoyed "My finger hurts, and the dog's gone crazy". That sounds like a blues song waiting to happen.
Lol I was thinking Ken Hom was going to be two Ms
@@gladtobeangry if Alex does another stand up show he should call it that.
I was audibly SCREAMING at the screen when Key brought Rupert Grint in to the game. Christ almighty.
As soon as I heard Key saying he just needed to continue playing his natural game, I knew this was his day. There's a bit of confidence growing there, and I think it's great for the game.
21:55, one of my all time fav synchronized reactions
Mark getting in some cheeky poses this week, lovin it
"Tell her she's adopted"
That had me laughing.
This show, when you think about it, is the best thing on TV and it's not even on TV.
Absolutely outstanding work from the Keyster - taking full advantage of the first injury of the season, he absolutely trounced the opposition and I for one have not been this excited since Channel 4 started showing Kabbadi in the late 90s.
When Horne told Key "a little lower" early doors, I was convinced he was going to repeat his statement an octave lower, whilst keeping his head out of shot. I almost feel robbed of the gag that never was.
They’re clearly slipping. Lockdown has affected us all...
You’re thinking of Paul Merton
That gag's reserved for Tim Vine
He did that gag in an earlier game.
The man's a poet. Remolding reality in surprising ways is his thing
Suggestion: When someone is out and the card is red, the category on it should be the category that eliminated the player, not the category that they proposed.
I like that, but it would also be nice to have a reminded that the latest category is void. I'd support a way to showcase both.
Both definitely the way forward
@@MarkPentler Yes!
Agree on both.
Agree: the rule that eliminated the player! (the rule that the player suggested, never became part of the game, null and void, never entered play, no reason to display it)
“Who let the dog’s out?”
“No one. I’m going to do it now”
Genius lads!
Why does NMJ run like a well-oiled machine?
Because it requires a KEY TO START
Christ this season is a whole different game. Key playing strong and consistent, the exact opposite of his series 1 erratic nature. Horne thrown for half the match, who could've seen it coming. Incredible play.
Watto needed to be more ruthless. He could've ground Key into the dust there
He was wrecked haha
Strong call back, my friend.
the dirt?
Solid call back!!
From binge-ing Taskmaster episodes to binge-ing NMJ's
Key is the kind of person who, when you think about it, really deserved that win.
I was actually yelling at my computer when Key said Rupert Grint KEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET ON IT (was happy at the outcome to say the least)
I was watching it on the sly, putting my son to bed and screamed out loud “what the hell?!” Then hooted at “no more fictional”. Child awake, start all over again.
I often listen to these at work - very very lucky I didn’t today.
Dear Alex, Mark, Tim,
Watching these is the best part of my week.
barnstormer of a game. key came here to win - played smart, played aggressive, just a delight to watch. poetry in motion.
First time I've seen an interrobang used in captions. Thank you for the great captions! Helps immensely to follow the game as a non native speaker.
Purest game of non jockery i have ever seen from Key. Start to finish was on the edge of my seat, best episode yet. Scenes.
This match will forever be known as “One for the ladies” as Mr Watson flashes his buff torso.
Mr Key, the Frank Worthington of this game, missed a gag-sitter early doors when Mr Horne requested he go lower. Mr Key could have, and perhaps should have dropped the tone of his voice to a deeper register. A classic joke of the Goons vintage gone begging.
The now infamous Key Reprieve bears fruit this week. He must have known a Grint-like incident was near in his future. Playing a very self-aware long game, Key's the one to watch this series.
TIM KEY'S STILL ALIVE HERE
HE'S CHALLENGED NICK FALDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I SWEAR YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN
A solid return to form from Key and a successful stifling of what could have been an early 3-0 dominance for Watson. Sad to see Horne nearly put on the IL, but that’s the thrill of the sport for you. Almost certainly a match for the history books.
Sometimes I forget Key was the worlds most critically acclaimed comedian in 2009
lol. and i still remember that he don't know what animal is
I'm legit so happy for Key, this is the underdog story we needed!
Been following this since day one, and this is absolutely one of my favourite episodes yet.
Fantastic work from Key here, a well deserved and well overdue win. He played an aggressive game and when you think about it, he ground them into the dust there.
Lifetip: if blood pools up under one of your nails, the pressure can get really painful. But you can alleviate it by making a hole in your nail for the blood to escape. Easiest way to do that is probably to take a needle or other thin, pointy piece of metal to a flame (don't burn yourself!) and when it's hot, put it on your nail. No need to push down, should melt the nail and create an escape route for the blood and give you relief.
Next time if you'd like, I can tell you how to put an eyeball back in! You never know when it might come up.
hey my eyeball just popped out. got any tips
@@ZwoolkTheNarwhale Heh. Sure. You need a pen/pencil/other long and thin cylinder. Wrap your upper eyelid around it. Then roll your eyelid down over your eye, it will pop back in, and only your eyelid will have touched it.
If your eye pops out randomly, go see a doctor though!
Tim’s Penelope Pitstop T-shirt is unironically my new favourite thing
I am still laughing at Rupert Grint. Well, not at Rupert Grint, but “Rupert Grint.” Enjoy victory, Key!
Usually I listen to these in the background as I work but I stopped and rewound to watch it fully when I noticed Alex's dog was making appearances on screen! Sooo cute
Bloody good thing I got the day off today, otherwise I wouldn't be watching this until at least 5pm.
Love the t-shirt, Tim; great way to celebrate getting the Pitstop in.
i'm enjoying the dog's appearance
So much good stuff here! Surprising the dog with being adopted and rupert grint being fictional are both very good.
Tim is an “unlocked key” these days. Really enjoyed that one.
Do keys ever get locked?
I actually burst out in applause when Tim Key's challenge was proven correct. Hurrah! Well played.
I BLOODY LOVE THIS SHOW.
YES! Best thing about Fridays!
The Penelope Pitstop T-Shirt is my new favourite item of clothing.
And she IS wearing gloves
Congratulations Tim. I’m overwhelmed with emotion. Exceptional play. That will go down in history as one of the all time greats.
Good game. I agree with Key that Pudsey does not have a pulse as he simply appears to be a sentient teddy bear. If it had been established that he was in fact a grizzly bear or some other kind of established species, then it would be fair to assume that he has a pulse. I would also say Chewbacca has a pulse, unless it was somehow an established bit of knowledge in the Star Wars canon that wookiees do not have a circulatory system or something along those lines. The fact that an individual is ficitonal does not exclude them from having real properties, in my opinion. Sometimes Key's logic is baffling, but sometimes it works wonders and leads to a wonderful game like this. Congrats Key.
I would argue that as he wears a bandage, that could imply he can suffer injuries which a person without a pulse wouldn't suffer.
@@armcie5080 Good point. If that had been brought up in the game Pudsey could have been done for. It's really all about the perception in the moment. Multiple contrasting facts can be true about a certain individual at any point in the game. A superposition of facts, if you will. Truly a game of our times.
to quote Watto, 'Ah.'
that was genuinely exciting
I've heard what you said and I've liked it. No more persons for whom it can be said, when you think about it,...
Alex blending in with his settee there!
How's the finger, Horne? I hope it's better.
To everyone watching, please remember to subscribe to the channel and Pretty Woman the video.
Can we just get "when you think about it" merch made
I genuinely thought Key was being too agressive on the challenges and thought that would be his demise, but it did pay off in the end, thankfully. Rooting for him to win the set!
As soon as he said ‘no more money’ I was dreading Penny Pitstop
Rupee Grint
Spoilers ahead if you're reading the comments before watching:
That was a glorious win, Key. You know what you have to do now to capitalise on this win, don't you? You can never not wear that t-shirt during a game. You know it makes sense. When you think about it.
What kind of monster would read the comments before watching such an important match?
@@Lastielion That would be me then...
I've been on TV with him, so have you! ..... :-0!! :-0!!
I'm over the moon for him. Well done to a fine player of the game.
best moment at 21:55 with the pudsey thing, their faces askjsjajsjaja
First win of this set for Tim and we're ready for more! #TeamKey!!!!
No more actors straight out of the gate is a bold one!
I'd have gone for Nigel Short on the basis that 'short' is a commonly used adjective describing a lack of money.
Watson with an Oli Reed inspired display this evening.
2020, what a year! Liverpool win their first league title in 30 years and Key wins his first game since the 80s
Frikking SPOILER.
Fantastic win for Key when you think about it.
Rollercoaster of a game. Well played Key.
Pretty certain Astérix was dead before 1990, being a Gaul from around 100BC. Even the books ended in 1960 and the movie is from 1967.
The books certainly did not end in the 60s! The latest one was releases at the end of last year. And there have been many movies, too, the most recent one in 2018. Being fictional and not having died in the books, he wouldn't count as having died before the 90s IMO.
I would've made that challenge as well, can't say it's not a good challenge.
@@ryangregson3256 I understand the challenge, but I would have fought it tooth and nail. IMO fictional characters are only dead if they die in canon. Even then, they could be considered to be alive in all the previous books/episodes/movies etc, which are physical objects that exist today. But debating challenges is part of the fun of the game anyway.
@@Avistew and you would certainly be in your right to make that argument! it's a good debate.
KEY'S DONE IT WITH THE PENELOPE PIT-TOP
Raheem Sterling played himself in Sacha Baron Cohen's film 'Grimsby'. Tim had a point!
Mark Watson has metamorphosed!
Is it the end of the world already?!!!
Alex Horne without a suit, Tim Key winning a game and no drinks?!!!
Another fantastic display, great to see Key on point.
A little disappointed in Watto attempting to challenge on Rupert Grint, the category was not valid and therefore there is no way Key was at fault.
I really thought Horne and Watson were laughing because, when you think about it, Ken Hom spells his name like Josh Homme, but it turns out I hadn't thought about it enough.
What a fucking game!! Congrats Key you absolutely smashed it
I also thought Rupert Grint was the character.
I also gave a big fist pump once Florida came out
Key's played a blinder there, perfect example of an aggressive game paying off.
this was a great game, the crazy hair category from tim was A1
Key steps up to the spot.
The stadium goes quiet.
Tension fills the air.
He challenges.
AND HE TUCKS IT HOME, PAST WATSON, AND THE CROWD GOES WILD.
Incredibly game this week lads, just fantastic.
Where was the "out jacket"? Oh and Pretty Woman 👍
👍
Today is, when you think about it, a very nice day
I honestly didn’t realise Key was wearing a Penelope Pitstop T-shirt until he kissed it in victory
Nice to have Watto drunk again,
Gabby Logan has an acting stem. Mike Bassett: England Manager
the penelope pitstop shirt!!!
As someone now living in 'Newzealnd' (funnily enough in the same city as Lucy Watson) that's the second time I've been ruled out - although I also got ruled out because of the 'No more Davids' and 'Two repeated letters in surname'. Yeah, I don't mind it actually.
What do we think about saying Asterix died before 1990? On the one hand, fictional character, on the other, he's a Gaul during the Roman Empire. I'd've challenged it, but not confidently.
Definite acting stem with Gabby Logan after her appearance in Mike Bassett England Manager alongside Barry Venison
Key making this one up as he goes along. No more challenges, kicks Horne, no more challenges. 2 additional goes at it, Gifted the win. #justiceforwatto
No more 'incorrect' challenges is what they mean. You can always challenge, otherwise you can't play.
Key back on form! I actually cheered!
Great to see aggressive play being rewarded
For My Own Benefit
But hopefully helpful for other folks
SET 2 GAME 3
Official challenge = 🚩
1K Bella Emberg, Richard Gere
NM actors (any acting)
2W Virginia Wolff
NM ppl with any repeating letters in surname
3H Raheem Sterling
NM ppl for whom one of their names is a word to do with money
🚩K on #1 withdrawn
🔓
4K Ken Horn
NM chefs (earned more than 10k)
5W Charles Darwin
NM surname that is an Oxford college
6H Gabby Logan
NM people any of us have been on TV with
🚩K on #4 withdrawn
7K Medusa
NM people with crazy hair
8W George Gershwin
NM people who died before 1990
🐕
9H David Shrigey / David Schwimmer
NM Davids
[🙋♀️Could they have challenged on #1?]
10K Morph
NM 3 consecutive consonants
11W Lucy Watson
[❗last week was the same 11W❗]
NM Expats
🚩H on #1 lost
12H Chris Evans
NM Namesakes known by players
🚩W on #10, (#1, #7) sustained
🚫 HORNE OUT
13K Rupert Grint
NM fictional
🚩W on #13, grace given, reprieve
13.2K Pudsey
NM people without a pulse
14W Asterix
NM no one worders
15K Nigel Short
NM surname starts and ends with consonant
16W Nick Faldo
NM people who have been a millionaire
🚩 K on #11, sustained
🚫 WATSON OUT
🏆 KEY WINS!!!
🎉🎉🎉
SERIES 2 CURRENT RANKINGS
K 1 - W 2 - H 0
FIN
On 11w Horne was challenging with no.6